Sunday, November 13, 2005

PRIVATE MEDICINE

When his credit card expired,
So did he.

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Saturday, November 12, 2005

WORKING HARD

The transplant surgeon
Was well known as a grafter.

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IN A FLAP

Is it true
That blokes can get
Bird flu too?

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