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STARTING OFF ON THE WRONG FOOTThe chiropodist Seemed to Have aCallus disregardFor his patients© Phil Woodford, 2006. All rights reserved.
NO ACADEMIC PRECAUTIONThe ill Prof lackedA prophylactic© Phil Woodford, 2006. All rights reserved.
SHORTSIGHTED
She would have seen the biopic
If she wasn't so myopic
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POST-OP CHANGE OF TUNEAdam had not said to meHe'd been annoyedAt his Adenoidectomy© Phil Woodford, 2006. All rights reserved.
STAY ANOTHER DAYI would Discharge himIf it weren't forHis discharge© Phil Woodford, 2006. All rights reserved.
PATHS
Are you a sociopath?
A psychopath?
Or just an osteopath?
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BIRD FLU CONCERNS
If it strikes, we’re up the swanny.
If it hits, we’re in a flap.
If it spreads, it won’t be funny.
It could wipe us off the map.
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BIRD FLU ABROAD
News of the outbreak
Came through in pidgin English
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