SWINE FLU SYMPTOMS
A sty in the eye
A rasher on the thigh
And a lot of scratchings
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DOCTORS' LETTERS
Anna had anaemia
Belinda had blood poisoning
Carmen complained of Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome
Dermot had dermatitis
Emma had emphysema
Fred feared frostbite
Gazza had gastroenteritis
Hymie had hypertension
Idi identified idiopathic hypertrophic subaortic stenosis
Joy had joint dislocation
Kerry had keratitis
Larry lost his voice through laryngitis
Mo had motion sickness
Noah had a nosebleed
Oscar opted to have his osteoporosis checked out
Perry had periodonitis
Queenie had a queer turn
Ray reckoned he had rabies
Silas had a sinus infection
Tony had tonsillitis
Ursula understood she had an ulcer
Val had varicose veins
Wally had warts
Xavier had eczema
Yolanda had yellow fever
But thankfully Zach zapped his zinc deficiency.
© Phil Woodford, 2006. All rights reserved. First published on www.philsxmasbonus.co.uk
Anna had anaemia
Belinda had blood poisoning
Carmen complained of Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome
Dermot had dermatitis
Emma had emphysema
Fred feared frostbite
Gazza had gastroenteritis
Hymie had hypertension
Idi identified idiopathic hypertrophic subaortic stenosis
Joy had joint dislocation
Kerry had keratitis
Larry lost his voice through laryngitis
Mo had motion sickness
Noah had a nosebleed
Oscar opted to have his osteoporosis checked out
Perry had periodonitis
Queenie had a queer turn
Ray reckoned he had rabies
Silas had a sinus infection
Tony had tonsillitis
Ursula understood she had an ulcer
Val had varicose veins
Wally had warts
Xavier had eczema
Yolanda had yellow fever
But thankfully Zach zapped his zinc deficiency.
© Phil Woodford, 2006. All rights reserved. First published on www.philsxmasbonus.co.uk
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