Sunday, September 26, 2004

SOMETHING ADDED, SOMETHING TAKEN AWAY

The medical report
On her operation
Had an appendix.

But she no longer did.

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Sunday, September 12, 2004

VETERINARY MEDICINE (AGAIN)

Can bees get hives?

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FIT FOR NOTHING

Are you fit?
Do you have fits?
Or do you fit into neither category?

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BRUISING ENCOUNTER

They missed his contusion
In all the confusion

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LOST FOR WORDS

A bout
Of laryngitis
Is nothing to shout
About

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I BEG YOUR PARDON

When you moaned
I didn't realise
You had
Pneumonia

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