STARTING OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT

The chiropodist
Seemed to
Have a
Callus disregard
For his patients

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NO ACADEMIC PRECAUTION

The ill Prof lacked
A prophylactic

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SHORTSIGHTED

She would have seen the biopic
If she wasn't so myopic

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POST-OP CHANGE OF TUNE

Adam had not said to me
He'd been annoyed
At his Adenoidectomy

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STAY ANOTHER DAY

I would
Discharge him
If it weren't for
His discharge

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PATHS

Are you a sociopath?
A psychopath?
Or just an osteopath?

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BIRD FLU CONCERNS

If it strikes, we’re up the swanny.
If it hits, we’re in a flap.
If it spreads, it won’t be funny.
It could wipe us off the map.

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BIRD FLU ABROAD

News of the outbreak
Came through in pidgin English

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