Sunday, April 09, 2006

PATHS

Are you a sociopath?
A psychopath?
Or just an osteopath?

© Phil Woodford, 2006. All rights reserved.
BIRD FLU CONCERNS

If it strikes, we’re up the swanny.
If it hits, we’re in a flap.
If it spreads, it won’t be funny.
It could wipe us off the map.

© Phil Woodford, 2006. All rights reserved.
BIRD FLU ABROAD

News of the outbreak
Came through in pidgin English

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