Saturday, March 24, 2007


Anna had anaemia
Belinda had blood poisoning

Carmen complained of Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome

Dermot had dermatitis
Emma had emphysema

Fred feared frostbite

Gazza had gastroenteritis
Hymie had hypertension

Idi identified idiopathic hypertrophic subaortic stenosis

Joy had joint dislocation
Kerry had keratitis

Larry lost his voice through laryngitis

Mo had motion sickness
Noah had a nosebleed

Oscar opted to have his osteoporosis checked out

Perry had periodonitis
Queenie had a queer turn

Ray reckoned he had rabies

Silas had a sinus infection
Tony had tonsillitis

Ursula understood she had an ulcer

Val had varicose veins
Wally had warts
Xavier had eczema
Yolanda had yellow fever

But thankfully Zach zapped his zinc deficiency.

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