Friday, October 29, 2004

OFF CENTRE

They said they'd treat my middle ear.
But it was my left one that wasn't right.

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SW4

I started
Sneezing
In SW4.

I'd caught
A Clapham
Common cold.

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IMPLIED CRITICISM

It is
Impertinent and
Improper to
Imply I have
Impetigo

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