Monday, August 29, 2005

GUT INSTINCT

If I write one hundred thousand words
On problems associated with the gut
Have I have created a
Gastrointestinal tract?

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SUCCESSFUL VERSE

For a successful medical poem
You just need
A germ of an idea

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NOT CONVINCED

Call me a
Sceptic
But I don't think your
Peptic ulcer has gone
Septic

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