Monday, September 19, 2005

BUM DEAL (2)

The proctologist
Was told
To rectify
His mistake

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BUM DEAL (1)

The proctologist
Was told
Where he
Could stick
His suggestion.

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Monday, September 05, 2005

START ON THE RIGHT FOOT

Which is better?
A chiropodist who knows his onions?
Or a greengrocer who knows his bunions?

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NAILED

Do outgoing people
Get ingrowing toenails?

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TENUOUS

Ted, 10, told of his
Terrible tendency
Towards tendonitis

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