Saturday, July 22, 2006

SHORTSIGHTED

She would have seen the biopic
If she wasn't so myopic

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POST-OP CHANGE OF TUNE

Adam had not said to me
He'd been annoyed
At his Adenoidectomy

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Saturday, July 01, 2006

STAY ANOTHER DAY

I would
Discharge him
If it weren't for
His discharge

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