Saturday, May 02, 2009

SWINE FLU SYMPTOMS

A sty in the eye
A rasher on the thigh
And a lot of scratchings

© Phil Woodford, 2009. All rights reserved.
SWINE ARE THE NEW BIRDS

A swine in the hand is now worth two in the bush
And swine of a feather flock together
But a little swine told me
Flu is still for the birds

© Phil Woodford, 2009. All rights reserved.